This is a real reply to those online bride searches!!!!!?

Subject: A real reply to a marriage ad in India This is an actual reply to a marriage ad in India....... Reply to a Matrimonial Ad in Bangalore Madam: I am an old young uncle living only with myself inBangaloru. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to pressmyself on you and hope you will take me nicely. I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and big,six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, asbecause I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also.Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I comerunning in for balling, other batters start running.Everybody is scared of my rapid that bounce a lot. I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone.I am jolly. Iam gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I amalways giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get ontop. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I amnot sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I amgoing to the gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I ampumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym. I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants isalways open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myselfonly. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That iswhy I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take mythings into your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will beloving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles inthe gym. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, Iwill press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head betweenyour nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope.I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation. Expecting soon, Yours and only yours Jiyo You can stop laughing now, this maybe one of ur relatives